Cuphead Is the Game That's Driving Me Crazy (and I Keep Playing It Anyway)

Okay so here's the deal....

I've played a lot of cozy games in my time. Farming sims. Cottagecore worlds. Even chaotic multiplayer stuff with my kids. But Cuphead? Cuphead is in a league of its own.

And by league I mean.... It's the game that makes me scream, rage quit, get petty......and then log back in 30 minutes later like nothing happened.

Let's Talk About the LOOKs First

Listen, I'll admit! Cuphead looks adorable. The old-school animation? The bouncy background music? The little cartoon hands and vintage vibes.

IT"S A TRAP!

Aesthetic? 10/10

Difficulty? WHO GAVE THIS GAME PERMISSION!?

Why It's Actually Evil (But in a Fun Way)

It starts off cute, then immediately throws you into boss fights that feel like spiritual warfare.

You get one inch away from victory and then....BOOM!!!! You're dead.

You finally memorize the attack pattern....then it changes just to keep you humble.

Your fingers hurt. Your soul hurts. But you STILL go back because you swear you're going to beat it this time.

Honestly it's the gaming equivalent of that one ex who was cute and charming but toxic AF, and you kept going back because the high was just that good.

Cuphead with Kids? 0/10 Would Not Recommend.

Trying to play this game with my youngest? Absolutely not.

She raged.

I raged.

My boyfriend gave it a try, thinking it "looked easy" He was wrong!

Now we all just stare at in silence like it's cursed.

There's no bonding in Cuphead. There's only trauma.

But also......I Lowkey Love It

And I hate that I love it.

It's challenging. It's clever. And when you do finally beat that boss you've been stuck on for days......you like you've conquered a mountain.

Cuphead makes me feel rage and then weird pride five minutes later. It's giving emotional whiplash, and I'm not even mad at it anymore.

Will I Keep Playing?

Unfortunately yes.

Am I okay?

No.

Cuphead Isn't Cozy, But It Is Cathartic

Cuphead is not the game you play to relax. It's the game you play when you want to prove something to yourself, to your childhood trauma, to every pixel that wronged you.

It's not chill. It's not kind. But it's addictive in the most chaotic way.

So, if you ever see me on Bluesky venting about Cuphead Just know I'm okay. I'm healing. through violence Digitally.